Wednesday, March 18, 2009

my sister

Probably my only other reader, mstpbound, wants to know more about my sister? LOL. I wonder who else reads this. Give me a shout out or an anonymous comment plz

I'm going to apologize first hand at my spelling and grammar.. it's not as great in this post or most post so to speak. It's not that I'm one of those teenibopper kids, it's just that I got lazy.

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My whole family in general is unconventional, to the extreme.

So for the blog's purpose. I will nickname her Special K.. or maybe just Kay.

Here's a bit of background.

edit// my oldest sister wasn't raised by my parents, she was raised by my grandparents. I think my grandma and my mother had daughters at the same time but my grandma's one died so she took my sister to compensate for that loss. By take, I mean by force. This was back in Asia where my grandparents had lots of power and my grandpa was like king gangster to the point where he was able to command people to take my sister away from my mom. My mom tried to run to the city but wherever she went, she was found and yeah they took my sister away.

Until 2 years ago, my mom cried about my oldest sister. She was missing from our lives. She wasn't brought up in my house, she was still very much a part of my life. She didn't accept me as her brother all that time. My grandparents brainwashed her into thinking like them and in turn she became like them. She didn't believe we were her family. She didn't call my parents mom and dad. Technically I had to refer to her as 'Aunty' but behind closed doors growing up, I would call her sis. She only began to live with us two years ago, after she had an incident with her ex bf smashing her cars into his.

Let me reenact the scenario in my head. 8am in the morning we're having our rare family breakfast and then this sports car that's missing a front bumper and the hood is all smashed in, drives onto the driveway. She asked if she could live with us. From then on, she became officially my sister.

Kay is a unique character. Not a short asian girl, probably like 5'6-7ish and if she wears heels she's a giant. Physically she HAD the best body out of us in the family (but now I do bahah!) though for a girl, i think she's much much better than average. She lost the body she worked so hard to get, because she's a big drinker (drinks alco everynight), smoker and eater! I was so jealous at one stage as to why she was so slim yet she could do all that and get away with it. The tables have turned mwuahuaha!

She listens to the most hardcore black-est music I have ever heard before. The whole pussy eating, sex relating, woman degrading lyrics doesn't seem to phase her for some reason. Yeah she's like a black girl trapped in an Asian body, but she has the most strongest aussie accent I have ever heard. Most people that speak to her on the phone would not be able to tell the difference between her and some white aussies.

Education wise, she had to repeat year 12 because she kept skipping class (basically didn't attend cause' of her cool ways) though surprisingly she did graduate from university before most of her friends that were in the same year 12 class she didn't graduate from. I don't know how someone could bear to cut a 5 year medical science degree down into 3?? Loads of summer schools. What a study freak or a freak in general. I read some certificate in her room under the jacks and jim beams that she's part of that 15% australiasian science society thingo, where it's an invite only society? I have no idea what it is about really.

I heard her best friend is doing a ph.d in some bio-something-science. It's crazy! I remember her. I didn't like her at all cause' she was the biggest party animal I've ever met and she influenced my sister to do all those.. bad things. Is it a trend nowadays that smart people are also the most gangsterish ones?

Though it's been almost two years since she's graduated (now currently 24 years old) she's a sales representative for luxury cars. Thoughts??? So random right?

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um I don't know where to start actually. In my family, she's graced as being the most luckiest one, and also the most unluckiest one. It's probably how God wants it to be. In contrast to me, I think my luck and bad luck are quite proportionate.

Let's see... we were both on T.V. around the same time! I was on tv because my friend is the most popular girl on some internet site so she asked me to share the limelight with her (and people said i was photogenic Tehehehe) and she was on tv because.... she was racing a friend using some $75,000 company car one night. Apparently the newspaper and tv news report said that she was travelling over 70kms the road limit. =S I remember watching her on tv that night, going hang on.. is that Kay?! *seeing her walking and covering her face, trying to hit the news cameras with her hand on tv*.

nothing too significant to tell.. I MEAN there are heapps of stories it's just i can't recall them. She tried to burn her expensive 4wd so she could claim insurance on it. little did she know she was caught on camera and had to go to court etc etc.

Probably the most recent and already mentioned in the last post was bricking her ex bf's home and car? I remember she was hell heated when she came home, while walking to the toilet she was saying under her breath, "I'll make that dickhead eat fucking bricks"

Talk about anger issues..

Umm.. also if I need to get electronical goods, I always take my sister with me! She's good like that. All the guys flirt with her and she uses that to her advantage. There was some Samsung full definition tv going for $1600 but using her skills and assets, she reduced it to $1100 and was able to include a $100 antennae and a 6 socket wall unit plug. What skill.

ANYWAY I probably should head off my room looks like shit and my luggage has yet to be packed.

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